🦍The Hilariously Rude Bigfoot Garden Sign

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    Description

    🚫 Tired of people trampling your lawn like it's a free-for-all picnic area? Wish you had a garden gnome with an attitude? Introducing the Bigfoot “Keep Off the Grass” Garden Stake – the sassiest, finger-flipping Sasquatch that sends an unmistakable message to every grass-stomping intruder.

    🏡 Features:

    • Zero Subtlety, 100% Sass: Bigfoot isn’t here to make friends. He’s here to make sure your grass stays untouched – by foot, paw, or wheel.

    • Weatherproof Sass: Made with durable, outdoor-friendly materials so your rude Yeti stays offensive in rain or shine.

    😂 Why You'll Love It:

    • Makes your yard instantly memorable (and probably internet famous).

    • A perfect gift for pranksters, grumpy dads, and lawn lovers with a savage sense of humor.

    • Turns your garden into a no-nonsense, no-trespassing zone… with style.

    • Neighbors will talk. And probably ask where you got it.

    💬 What Our Customers Say:

    🗣️ “I bought this for my husband’s birthday. Now he stands outside with a beer, just laughing at people’s reactions. Worth every penny.” – Amanda M.
    🗣️ “This is the only way I’ve managed to keep the mailman off my grass. Bigfoot speaks louder than words.” – Chad D.
    🗣️ “Flipping fantastic. I ordered one, then bought three more as gifts.” – Jerry B.

    📏 Specifications:

    • Size: 30 × 15 cm

    • Includes: 1 * Bigfoot Garden Sign 

    • Material: Weather-resistant, fade-proof, and attitude-packed