The Unapologetic Middle Finger Lipstick

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    Description

    💄Wear Your Rebellion. Literally. Finally, a lipstick that says what you’re really thinking!🤣

    🖕 Covert Middle Finger Technology

    • Precision-carved middle finger on every bullet
    • Touch-ups = stealth middle finger moments for:
      • Accidental" ex sightings
      • Salad-thieving coworkers
      • Family gatherings where Aunt Karen debates astrology

    💋 Cocky-Proof Formula

    • Survives:
      • Eye-watering cringe at networking events
      • 3-hour "disruptive synergy" Zoom calls
      • Laughing so hard you snort rosé through your nose

    🖖WHY THIS BEATS THERAPY

    • ✔️ Clinically proven to make:
      • Boring meetings 73% more entertaining
      • Resting bitch face 88% more eloquent
    • ✔️ Social currency included:
      • Comes with free "OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT" stares
    • ✔️ Eco-friendly sass:
      • Saves 500+ unnecessary apology texts annually

    ❣️WARNING:

    • May induce spontaneous truth-telling, chronic side-eyeing, and strangers buying you margaritas for your boldness.

    SPECIFICATIONS

    • Materials: PLA
    • Size: 3×3×9cm

    PRODUCT INCLUDED

    • 1*The Unapologetic Middle Finger Lipstick