The Savage Sasquatch - Middle Finger Edition 🖕🐵
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Description
😈Tired of nosy neighbors? Fed up with squirrels stealing your birdseed? Want to add some seriously rebellious personality to your yard this spring? Meet The Middle Finger Garden Sasquatch, the ultimate badass garden stake that lets the whole neighborhood know exactly how you feel—without saying a word.
🤗This muscular, angry ape is more than just a decoration—he’s a statement piece. While others are busy planting tulips, you’ll be planting chaos and comedy in your front yard.
👉 Built to Last – Made from weatherproof resin, this gorilla isn’t scared of rain, snow, or judgmental stares.
👉 Easy to Install – Just stake it into the ground, sit back, and enjoy the reactions.
🎁 The BEST Gift for Garden Rebels & Pranksters!
Know someone who loves their yard but hates unsolicited advice from the HOA? Or maybe a friend who thrives on pure, unfiltered sarcasm? This garden gorilla is the perfect gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or just because life is too short for boring lawn ornaments.
📐Size: 7.6 cm (3 inches), with a 6 cm (2.4 inches) ground stake for secure placement.