The Savage Sasquatch - Middle Finger Edition ππ΅
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Description
πTired of nosy neighbors? Fed up with squirrels stealing your birdseed? Want to add some seriously rebellious personality to your yard this spring? Meet The Middle Finger Garden Sasquatch, the ultimate badass garden stake that lets the whole neighborhood know exactly how you feelβwithout saying a word.Β
π€This muscular, angry ape is more than just a decorationβheβs a statement piece. While others are busy planting tulips, youβll be planting chaos and comedy in your front yard.
πΒ Built to Last β Made from weatherproof resin, this gorilla isnβt scared of rain, snow, or judgmental stares.
π Easy to Install β Just stake it into the ground, sit back, and enjoy the reactions.
π The BEST Gift for Garden Rebels & Pranksters!
Know someone who loves their yard but hates unsolicited advice from the HOA? Or maybe a friend who thrives on pure, unfiltered sarcasm? This garden gorilla is the perfect gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or just because life is too short for boring lawn ornaments.
πSize: 7.6 cm (3 inches), with a 6 cm (2.4 inches) ground stake for secure placement.
